Alright, Chuck. What the fuck is the point in your story? You know, he got away. That´s the point. Alright, well, question: Are you- are you fucking… Come on, stop. I´m trying to clarify something, probably you´re too embarrassed to ask ´cause you know it doesn´t make any sense! It does make sense if you listen to the story and quit asking questions! Well, but let´s see if you can get this one.
I´ve got a little story for you. Alright There´s an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning of their… fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she´s like, “Aw Jesus, Paddy. You´re such a good looking feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I´m going to give it to you. What would you like? Paddy´s like, “God, gee, Mary. That´s a very sweet offer. Now in fifty years, there´s one thing that´s been missing. And eh, I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that.” And Mary´s like, “alright”. She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass, and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy´s like, “Ah, geez, now THAT´S what I´ve been missing. That was the most beautiful, Earth shattering thing ever! Beautiful Mary, I love you! Is there anything that I can do for you?” And Mary looks up to him and she goes, “Give us a kiss” Oh my God.
That´s filthy. It´s not that filthy, I´ve heard filthier..